How do you like your back scratches? If you answered, "until you can see the bones", then these Predator rings by Danielle Nicole Hill may be for you. A set of five will set you back $900, but you can get a single for $200 if you're just going for the cokehead look. *braaap!* Did you hear that? That was Lady Gaga shitting her holographic eagle costume in excited anticipation.
Hit the jump for two more shots and a link to the product site although why I'm even bothering is beyond me.
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Get Ready To Claw Someone's Face Off [gammasquad]
Thanks to Jeff, who once got a back scratch from Edward Scissorhands and woke up in a bathtub full of ice with no kidneys.
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