This is a classification of bread clips because doctors contributing to the British Medical Journal want to create a "gastrointestinally safer" version by pointing out all the dangers the ones currently in use. Alternatively, LEARN HOW TO MAKE A F***ING SANDWICH WITHOUT EATING THE BREAD CLIP.
Hit the jump for a close-up of the anatomy of a bread clip and a phylogenetic tree (yes, seriously).
Phylogenic Plastic Bag Clip Classification [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Casie, who's never eaten a bread clip before but did swallow the pull-tab off a soda can on a bet once.
This is an artist's recreation of Helicoprion, a 270-million year old shark that roamed the ocean preying on other marine life WITH ITS FULL 360-DEGREE SPIRAL BUZZSAW OF TEETH. Now? Now it's extinct except for in our nightmares starting tonight.
"When the animal closed its... / Continue →
Illustrations by Nate Carroll
As any t-rex could tell you, the best triceratops meat is in the neck beneath the frill. And now paleontologists believe they've discovered just how the beasts tore the heads off their prey to get at it. The steps they took (as illustrated above)... / Continue →
Network Exec 1: What's big right now?
Network Exec 2: My daughter said something about a Pictionary ripoff on her iPhone.
Network Exec 1: I'll buy the rights.
*both laugh and light cigars with the script of my pilot*
Because 'Win, Lose or Draw' and 'Pictionary' haven't already... / Continue →