Some peen-loving jokester (God, aren't we all?) in Victoria, Australia managed to draw a really crappy looking wiener on one of the camera lenses of a Google Street View car. As far as wieners go, it's not a very good one. On a scale from 1 to 10 it's like a 2 (is that...supposed to be a penis?) Still, you can cruise around on Street View and see it all over the place, the best shot of which I screencapped HERE because I have the brain of a 13-year old. Get it? I make my little brother come up with all my material! Hey little bro, I need something clever to say about this Google Street peen -- what you got for me? "Promise to type whatever I tell you?"
Come on -- you know how much I hate thinking, of course I will. I'm a pecker, I eat my own boogers!
Google Street View
Someone Drew A Penis On The Google Maps Street View Camera [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Aaron, who agrees a penis worth drawing is worth drawing right.
Teehan+Lax Labs developed Hyperlapse, a free tool you can use to make videos out of the pictures from Google Maps. You just enter a route, adjust the viewing angles along the way, and TA-DA, a hyperlapse video of the walk from my apartment to the liquor store. Will there be b... / Continue →
This is an astroturf covered car for sale on eBay in Australia. Why cover a car in astroturf? Because that's what you do when you have a 1998 Mitsubishi Magna with 218,000 miles on it. That, or take the plates off and drive it into a river.
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This is a pepper grinder somebody filled with smashed up Cool Ranch Doritos so they can sprinkle those tasty little flavor specks on everything they eat. It's a smart idea. Same goes for filling one with Hot-N-Spicy Tabasco Cheez-It's. No word if it'll also work on peanut bu... / Continue →