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1/8-Scale Lamborghini Selling For $4.7 Million, Actual Car Only $380K

September 14, 2011 / breathing deep into a bag, damn rich people, diamonds, everything that's wrong with the world, expensive as all hell, gold, jewelry, no no no no no, what is wrong with you, you could buy like 12 of the actual car for that wtf!!, you make me sick!, you're sick and you need to get better brobro

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Because most rich-ass people got no damn class, Robert Gülpen (yeah -- gulpin' down endangered fish caviar on a yacht probably!) is selling this 1/8-scale diamond and jewel encrusted Lamborghini Aventador at auction for $4.8-million. Allegedly, the car has over $2.7-million in gems and exotic metals and Robert spent over 500 man-hours putting it all together. Which means...

$4,800,000
-$2,700,000
$2,100,000

$2,100,000 ÷ 500 = $4,200

Oh helllllllllllllllllllllllllllll no your time isn't worth got-damn $4,200/hour, Robert! WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, RUMPELSTILTSKIN?!?!

Hit the jump for the smarmiest-ass smile I've seen in a long time.

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Why Buy a Real Car When You Can Buy a Model Lamborghini for $4.7 Million? [technabob]

Thanks to Dane, who once paid $800 for a Micro Machine at a flea market because the seller convinced him it had $4,000 worth of uncut coke in the trunk. Let me guess -- he was gone when you came back to complain.

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