Would Not Crush Under A Pile Of Rubble: Custom Angry Birds Bras (Plus Others!)

This is a custom-painted Angry Birds bra from Etsy seller SceeneSchoes. She'll paint you one in sizes 34A to 38DD for $35, although you and I both know 34A's should really get a discount. That's price-gouging! You should be price-groping. Get it? Because that's what you do with boobies. Or, in my case, imagine they feel like athletic socks filled with Play-doh.

Hit the jump for the other painted bras available, including a NES controller, Princess Peach design and Pokeball Master Ball.

SceeneSchoes' Etsy Page
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Angry Boobs [technabob]

Thanks to Duke and blaqk_panda, who may or may yes Google "cool bras" when they're bored.

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