What Took You So Long?: Finally, A Computer Mouse With Integrated Digital Picture Frame
Makers-of-everything-sucky Brando, realizing that a computer mouse without a 1.5" digital picture of your cubicle mate's penis (thanks for that, Tony, really) is practically useless, have started manufacturing and selling 'USB Optical Mice with Digital Photo Frames' for $32. It's a mouse with a digital photo screen. It's useless. "NOT TRUE!" Hoho, look who it is -- that creepy f*** from Pan's Labyrinth!
Product Site (go on, your mom will love it!)
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Brando Mouse with Digital Photo Frame: for Pictures of Your Palm's Loved Ones [technabob]
Thanks to Eric, who just tapes a different analog photo to his mouse every day.
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