Watch Captain Awesome 'Deflect' (Read: Get Directly Hit With) An Artillery Shell Firework

This is a video of self proclaimed 'Captain Awesome' (real name Deck Swab Dipshit) attempting to deflect an artillery shell firework with a garbage can lid shield. He doesn't do a good job. On a scale from 1 to 10 of bad jobs he would be a sperm taste-tester.

Hit the jump for this video, an outtakes version, and another one of dude trying to hold an artillery shell in his hand (and, SURPRISE -- also failing miserably).

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Thanks to bree, who once deflected a firework by shooting another firework directly at it. WOW.

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