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They Came From Below: Possible UFO Found At The Bottom Of Sea

August 1, 2011 / aliens!, atlantis, crashing into things, hmm, i wonder, interesting, mystery, round, send somebody down there and get back to me!, shapes, ufo, well it's definitely not a ufo because it's not flying

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I bet it's a portal to Atlantis!

Is this the sonar image of a crasehd 60-foot UFO, 285-feet deep at the bottom of the Botnia Gulf? HELL NO IT'S NOT, DUMMY. And take that foil hat off, you look ridiculous.

Swedish sea treasure hunters have found something extraordinary: A 60-foot disc sunk in the bottom of the ocean, with what appears to be 985-foot-long impact tracks leading to it.


You see a lot of weird stuff in this job but during my 18 years as a professional I have never seen anything like this. The shape is completely round... a circle.

Those are the words of Peter Lindberg, commander of the Ocean Explorer. He and his team found the strange disc on June 19 2011, at 285 feet below the surface of the Botnia Gulf, which is located somewhere between Finland and Sweden in the Baltic.

Well shit, somebody needs to dive their ass down there and put this mystery to rest! Wait a minute...isn't this how Michael Crichton's 'Sphere' started? Oh shi-shi, now I'm thinking about 'Jurassic Park' again! *taking off pants*

Hit the jump for a video about the finding.

Is This a UFO On the Bottom of the Ocean? [gizmodo]

Thanks to Julian, who doesn't give a shit about anything at the bottom of the ocean except pirate treasure.

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  • jonnyohio

    Now we all have to wait a year or two before someone dives down there to get a look at the thing.  In the meantime all sorts of made-up stuff will be put on the internet about it, it will get over analyzed, and turned into another government cover up.  Of course the skeptics who believe absolutely nothing will just discount everything like always do, but who can blame them without an actual dive.  Eventually someone will go down there and we'll all find out it's just some natural formation, or, who knows, the UFO our ancestors crashed in when they first came here from Mars back when it was a dying planet....or a Star Wars prop.

  • itsaPANDAmonium

    Tell George Lucas and Harrison Ford to get over here and clean up their mess!!!

  • Neb T

    HOLY CRAP! its the millenium falcon!

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