The Privacy Shell: No More Kissing In Public

The Privacy Shell (which looks suspiciously like a partial Sleep Suit) was designed to provide a little privacy while out in public. Plus complete blindness. Me? I usually just pull my shirt over my head and stumble around with my arms out like a zombie. You know, so I don't look so f***ing ridiculous.

Hit the jump for a bunch of different models.

Accordion-like 'privacy shell' is a papercraft cone of silence [dvice]

Thanks to Paper Plate, who can double as a privacy mask in a pinch.

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