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So You're Mad On The Internet, A Flowchart

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Note: This is only half the chart. Click HERE to see the whole thing because God forbid you a-holes take the moral high road.

This is a flowchart of how to respond when you find yourself upset on the internet. Me? I'm an ignorer. But there are plenty of people who shoot straight for the bottom of the barrel. And you know what we call those people? Mother, father, brother, sister, roommate, friend -- everyone's guilty of that shit. Except me. I don't have time to troll on the internet. You know why? Because I'm better than that it would cut into my nap time. You know what they say, "sticks and stones may break your bones but nobody gives a shit about your stupid internet rant". Unhurtful words to live by, my share-happy Facebook friends.

So you're MAD about something on the Internet... [notquitewrong]

Thanks to CB, who settles internet disputes the old fashioned way: backtracing your IP and showing up to your house with a musket. And to Bender, who settles internet disputes the future way: with telepathic brain lasers.

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