Robotic Neck Massager THAT WILL KILL YOU
Do you own a ShoulderFlex robotic neck massager? Awesome, then keep using it BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOU.
The Food and Drug Administration issued an alert Friday saying one death and one near-strangulation have been reported, AP reports.
The latter incident occurred after a necklace and piece of clothing became caught in a rotating component of the therapeutic massager."The FDA is concerned that the ShoulderFlex Massager presents serious health risks," the warning stated, reports AP.
The agency urges people who own the device to "dispose of the device components separately so that the massager cannot be reassembled and used."
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA @ "dispose of the device components separately so that the massager cannot be reassembled and used." Because people WILL go through your trash and they WILL reassemble a broken neck massager. Remember folks: at least three different trash bags.
Massage By ShoulderFlex Massager Could Be Fatal, FDA Warns [thirdage]
Thanks to Olivia, the White Queen, who has a diamond massager because she's fancy and a queen.
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