This is a video of channel 5 meteorologist Stormy McDipshit reporting on Hurricane Irene covered in "sea foam", which, according to some reports, was at least partially raw sewage from nearby leaks. Per Pukey Suddenlyill himself:
Excuse me, it's HA -- it's in my face as well. As you can imagine, it uh, it doesn't taste great. I've been told by my station, I don't know what it is, but uh, it has sort of a sandy consistency to it...I can tell you first hand it doesn't smell great.
That's just nasty. There's a lot of things I would do for money, but standing in shitfoam isn't one of them. I'm kidding, of course I would -- the price would just have to be right. Do I hear $20? For another $10 I'll use some to give myself a Colonel Sanders beard and mustache.
Hit the jump for the nasty.
Thanks to One Bean and FingaSniffinGood, who agree somebody at the station must really hate that poor f***.
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