I Hate Illinois Nazis: Free T-Shirts Given To Neo-Nazis Reveal Secret Message After Wash

This is a t-shirt given to failure at life German Neo-Nazi at a recent "right-wing extremist rock concert". Because right-wing extremist rock concerts exist. Also: should be carpet bombed.

The black shirt, complete with skulls and bones, said "Hardcore Rebels: National and Free". Too bad for them, there was a secret message hidden inside the shirt.

See, after the free shirt gets washed, it rids itself of that "hardcore" logo and displays a new message, one that tries to convince the Neo-Nazis to change. It says: "If your T-shirt can do it, so can you. We'll help free you from right-wing extremism."

Hey -- anything to help convert skinheads away from lives of idiocy is a-okay in my book. And I'm not just saying that because I'm bald and these @$$holes are giving me a bad rap, but I am and they are. What the -- DON'T NAZI SALUTE AT ME MORON, I'M THE REAL BALD YOU HITLER-DICKED F***!

Free T-Shirts Given to Neo-Nazis Revealed a Secret Message After Being Washed [gizmodo]

Thanks to ben, who was explaining in his tip how Hitler was actually a gay robot from another dimension or something and that's why I just banned his email address gave him my home number so we can talk about this kind of stuff at length.

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