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Bad Ideas: Gollum As Wedding Ring Bearer

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This is a video from some POS 'reality' wedding show that I'll vehemently deny l'd ever watch (despite the fact that like 20% of my DVR is Bridezillas I can't bring myself to delete because I might want to watch them again), featuring a creepy ring-bearing Gollum. Some show background, which I TOTALLY DID NOT copy/paste from the TLC website trying to find out what time it comes on:

Every bride thinks she's having the perfect wedding, but what if four brides agree to be guests at each other's weddings to decide which is best? Tune into find out as these brides score each other's big day for a fabulous honeymoon vacation prize.

Anyway, some couple who obviously don't understand the concept of winning decided it would be a good idea to have SOME CREEPY DUDE DRESSED UP (down?) AS GOLLUM come out of a pond to be the ring bearer. You really just have to see it to believe it. But one ring thing's for sure: that shit was classy as a Mordorf***er.

Hit the jump for more sexy than should be legal for a wedding ceremony.

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Thanks to 'do not want Dan' and Pinche, whose girlfriends told them they'd break up with them if they planned on having sci-fi elements in their weddings which they insisted they did because they were looking for a way out.

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