Geekologie Readers' Superhero Name Change
Geekologie Reader Daniel Knox-Hewson, 23, and his broski Kelvin Borbidge, 22, recently changed their names. But not to Daggerteeth Dragonslayer and Gryphondick Castlecrasher like normal people, oh no, this superduo went all out. Daniel is now Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman HeMan Batman Thrash and Kelvin is now Baron Venom Balrog Sabretooth Vader Megatron Vegeta Robotnik Magneto Bison Sephiroth Lex Luthor Skeletor Joker Grind. Why? I have no clue. But if I had to guess I'd say because they just graduated middle school and are stoked about never having to write their names on another homework assignment. Um, guys? What about the school that comes after middle school? "What's that?" Haha, I have no clue -- is there one?
Thanks Emperor Thrash, and keep up the good -- er, you just keep keepin' on.
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This is a shot sent to me by Geekologie reader LUCAS R. of a Justice League toy collection sold in his native Argentina. They got one out of four right. I can't say I'm surprised, as I'm sure I could find the same thing here at the local Dollar Store, I just don't go there an... / Continue →
