EZ Catch, The Quicker Chicken Picker Upper
This is a chicken "vacuum" used to harvest chickens from the yard and crate them before slaughter so they can finally be put out of their f***ing misery. It's...a great example of what's wrong with the manufactured meat industry. Aaaaaaaand why I don't eat the animals. God knows it's not for health reasons. That and one time I found an unprocessed pig asshole in a hotdog.
Hit the jump for the last thing a chicken ever sees.
Thanks to Eli (he's coming -- you better hide your heart, girl) and costa, who herd chickens the old fashioned way: running around flapping their arms like wings and yelling, "BWAWK BWAWK BWAWK!" Gaaaaaah -- the chicken king is after us!