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WHAT. THE. F***?!: Fake Dragon Wieners

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Bad-Dragon.com sells fake dragon wieners. Dildos, son -- I'm talking dildos. They have models that range from seadragons to faierie dragons to non-dragons like gryphons, werewolves (for you lonely Twilight fans!) and waterhorses. Obviously, they're all incredibly disturbing and I wish I'd never seen them. It's like, you look at one, and then right after you've decided it's by far the most troubling thing you've seen in your entire life, you see the next, even worse one. It was a real eye-opener. Also, wallet. What?! You only live once! (And I owe it to my butt to know what a luck dragon feels like)

Two shots of a small and extra large version of THEIR LEAST OFFENSIVE (BUT STILL NSFW) MODEL HERE and HERE. The rest are bad, man. Really bad.

HIGHLY NSFW WNSF WWF Bad-Dragon.com REGRET IMMINENT CANNOT BE UNSEEN YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF

Thanks to Florian, but not really because I'll never be the same.

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