This is a 12-minute video of a guy racing his mom around the Laguna Seca raceway in his 2006 Corvette Z06. It's a good time. Especially if your idea of a good time is elderly women screaming their faces off, which is exactly why I never miss a Tom Jones concert. I HAVE SEEN GRANNIES TAKE OFF AND THROW THEIR PANTIES BEFORE. Let's see -- what else? I guess that's about it. Unless you want to keep talking about taking moms for a ride, in which case tell yours I'll pick her up at eight. I'll be the one in the bright-ass yellow car. The cab, tell her I'll be the one in the cab. Hope she likes canned beer!
Hit the jump for the most exciting ride of mom's life, and feel free to skip around but the end is cute because when they're pulling in she's all, "Did we win? We won! We got first place!" and screaming out the window at random heads.
Because, even though it's my birthday, it shouldn't be all about me, here's a little something for you -- it's just a little something I'd like to call THE FUTURE OF INTERNET ENTERTAINMENT. Move over, Shiba Inu puppy-cam! The Human Society of Clinton, Iowa has a webpage where... / Continue →
You wanted to be an astronaut growing up, didn't you? Your parents shot down your dreams, didn't they? Well stop blaming them, you never would have passed the physical fitness test anyway. But now NASA will fly your face to outerspace on one of the last two shuttle missions.... / Continue →
The quadski is the lovechild of a jetski that humped a 4-wheeler despite Poseidon warning the watercraft that it would upset the balance of the oceans and the moon would probably come crashing down to earth. That must have been some good-ass sex, amirite?!
The Quadski ($TBA) ... / Continue →