Ultra-Realistic Portal 2 Space-Core Cake
Please, no 'the cake is a lie' comments.
This is a very impressive looking 'Space Core' personality core cake from Portal 2 commissioned by Flickr users sharkhats, who were celebrating their 3-year wedding anniversary. It was created by Mike's Amazing Cakes in Redmond, Washington, and is kind of hard to tell where the inedible parts end and the actual cake begins. Granted I'd still try eating everything, but that's just me and I accidentally swallowed a coat hanger trying to fish car keys out of my stomach once. *straining* This time I'm just gonna let em pass.
Hit the jump for a shot of the cake being cut, another link to sharkhats' Flickr (which includes an equally impressive Katamari Damacy cake -- click the link below the picture) and BONUS Aperture Science Rap Video.
sharkhats' Flickr
via
Space Core Cake [neatorama]
and
Wish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap) [dorkly]
Thanks to bb, who, unlike that 'pattycake pattycake baker's man' does NOT bake cakes as fast as she can BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU F*** THEM UP. Also, she is the prettiest.
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