This is allegedly 365 applications of makeup applied to a woman's face over a 9-hour period. The result, which looks like a cross between Kim Kardashian and a burn victim (which would be a great combo in real life by the way) are terrifying, probably even more so to young children. Personally, I don't like makeup. Unless we're talking makeup sex, in which case I'm torn because I really don't like fighting in the first place. Dammit, I'm a lover not a fighter! Just kidding, I am a ninja fighter. And a fire fighter. And, shit, since we're all being so honest -- I can also turn into a fighter jet. "Like a Transformer?" What the -- no not like a got-damn Transformer! *firing missiles*
There are boots that look like hooves for all you Mr. Tumnus cosplayers out there. Which, I'm not ashamed to admit, I'm one of. What about you guys, let's get a show of hands. QUICK -- TRANQ-DART THESE FREAKS!
A carbon-fibre hoof and up to 5,000 individual horse hairs make ... / Continue →
Because people are SICK and TWISTED, here's a pair of shoes that have 1,050 denture teeth embedded in the soles. Can you imagine the sound they must make walking on pavement? Not a good one. That said, I just made a pair with teeth I stole from the dentist because the hygien... / Continue →
There are iPhone cases, and then there are iPhone cases. Then, there are these fake hand iPhone cases from Strapya World. They make it look like you're holding a severed hand when talking on the phone. But that's not even the best part -- the best part is the price! Only $64... / Continue →