Really Terrible: What A Year's Worth Of Makeup Looks Like Applied In A Single Day

This is allegedly 365 applications of makeup applied to a woman's face over a 9-hour period. The result, which looks like a cross between Kim Kardashian and a burn victim (which would be a great combo in real life by the way) are terrifying, probably even more so to young children. Personally, I don't like makeup. Unless we're talking makeup sex, in which case I'm torn because I really don't like fighting in the first place. Dammit, I'm a lover not a fighter! Just kidding, I am a ninja fighter. And a fire fighter. And, shit, since we're all being so honest -- I can also turn into a fighter jet. "Like a Transformer?" What the -- no not like a got-damn Transformer! *firing missiles*

Hit the jump for the gunkification in process.

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What it looks like when you wear 365 days' worth of makeup all at once [io9]

Thanks to Melissa, who only wears one day's worth, two max.

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