Oh You Know, It's Just A Bentley, Mercedes, Ferrari, Aston Martin & Porsche Car Crash

This is a picture of a luxury car pileup in Monaco. It makes me sad and happy at the same time because 1. it's always sad to see something beautiful get damaged *eyes own battle-scarred face in mirror* but 2. I have a thing against insanely rich people. "Oh you jelly, GW?" Damn yeah I'm jelly! I'm Smucker's as a mutherf***er.

The wealthy French Riviera city state of Monaco was the scene of a pileup involving five luxury cars with an estimated value of more than $1.1 million.

The collision, involving a Bentley Azure (worth an estimated $400,000), a Mercedes S Class ($120,000), a Ferrari F430 ($230,000), an Aston Martin Rapide ($230,000) and a Porsche 911 ($130,000), occurred in front of Monaco's Place du Casino, according to Sky News.

The British TV network reported that the incident began when the Bentley scraped the side of the Mercedes before plowing into the Ferrari. Then, the Bentley proceeded to run into the Aston Martin and the Porsche.

Haha! So basically it was all the Bentley driver's fault. *eying driver in picture* Oh look, it's..."Don't do it, GW!" Fine, FINE, but only because I backed through my garage door yesterday.

Even the crashes are stylish: Million-dollar wreck in Monaco [msnbc]

Thanks to Mr. Fancy, who may or may yes have been driving the Aston Martin.

• Sadness: The Crashed Ferrari Coffee Table

  November 21, 2011

  This is a coffee table containing the compacted remains of a Ferrari inside constructed by designer Charly Molinelli. It serves as a somber reminder of the dangers of driving a Ferrari into a car compactor. Gosh, it's so sad I can barely look at it. But you know what would b... / Continue →
• Lamborghini Debuts New SUV At Bejing Motor Show

  April 24, 2012

  The guy on the far left: he's filming the scantily-clad car models. You know what the problem with Lamborghinis is? Not enough room to haul stuff. Enter the conceptual Lamborghini Urus, a 200-MPH SUV from the Italian manufacturer who's cars used to give me boners in the earl... / Continue →
• Car Crash In Japan Claims 8 Ferraris, 3 Mercedes, A Lamborghini Diablo, Nissan GT-R And A Prius

  December 5, 2011

  13 exotic sports cars and a Prius were involved in a pileup in Japan over the weekend, with damages to the vehicles estimated as high as $4-million. And that's not including the Prius. Those things are exorbitant! Also, absorbent (I've wiped with one before when they ran out ... / Continue →