Oh Hey, That's Cool: A Vibrator For Mens
Hell no it's not safe -- YOU COULD GO BLIND.
The Viberect (I would've opted for Digjiggler) is a recently FDA-approved vibrator for men. It ranks high on the list of "things on my nightstand I don't want to explain", second only to the shrunken head voodoo talisman. Basically, it vibrates your wiener hard and, if you don't stop there, to completion.
According to the product page, Viberect "mimics rapid and repetitive manual/vaginal stimulation of the penis" to give you an erection and even achieve ejaculation, even if you have erectile dysfunction or spinal cord injuries.
Simultaneous vibratory stimulation of both surfaces of the penis at high frequency (70-110Hz) for about 7-10 minutes can lead to reflexogenic activation of sexual pathways that initiate gradual filling of the penis with arterial blood by activating the Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex, which help in strengthening the rigidity of erection.
Wow, that was some of the unsexiest talk about wieners I've ever heard and I talk about wieners A LOT. Even more than pogs.
Hit the jump for a strictly medical but probably still NSFW (tons of CG peen) video about how the thing works. SPOILER: Like a sonic toothbrush.
These Tongs Are Actually an FDA-Approved Vibrator for Men (NSFW) [gizmodo]
Thanks to Tom, who does things the old fashioned way: with a lady. Jelly! And to Niki, whose tip I apparently missed the first time because of my tunnel vision.
-
Heat: it's bad for your nuts. That's why balls actually hang -- to keep them further from the body and a couple degrees cooler for MAXIMUM SPERM PRODUCTION. That's also why you shouldn't drive to work every morning with a hot cup of coffee between your legs. A Slurpee, absol... / Continue →
-
You know how they say people look like their dogs? That's because most people are ugly (alternatively: pugly). I don't look anything like my dog. I look like something Michelangelo would have carved out of marble with a diamond dong, and she looks like she's licking her vaj ... / Continue →
-
Jurassic Fight Club: Turf Wars is a little in-browser video game (in the style of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat) made by The History Channel to promote their new series Jurassic Fight Club premiering on Tuesday, July 29th at 9PM eastern. Needless to say, I will be turning o... / Continue →
