Little Too Realistic Angry Birds Pig Head Cake
I'd be lying if I told you I haven't 3-starred every Angry Birds level released. But I didn't do it entirely on the john. Jk jk. What? The bathroom is my sanctuary! I feel safe in there. Also: my balls for testicular cancer. Early detection is key, guys.
...We baked the cakes, froze them, carved the basic shape of both pig heads, and crumb coated them. We decided to try white chocolate modeling dough for the first time instead of fondant since we are not fondant fans...We then painted more color details on the pieces using food coloring thinned with vodka. We used toothpicks to help the birds stand on the pigs in order to finish the composition.
I dunno, I'm not a big fan of eating faces. Unless -- UNLESS -- it's a pancake. Or, okay, the face of an enemy. Those I eat in front of my other enemies to let them know I'm f***ing crazy and won't hesitate to bite their nose off and chew them all noisily with my mouth open because I have like, zero manners when it comes to that sort of shit. Know what I'm sayin'? I WILL TEAR THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES. "Jesus, GW!" Sorry, Mondays are just really hard for me.
Hit the jump for some worthwhile build shots.
'Furious Fowl' in the Threadless Cake Contest
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Realistic Angry Birds Cake [neatorama]
Thanks to Will, who always brings a homemade cake to parties but nobody ever eats them because he never washes his hands after using the bathroom. YA NASTY, WILL. And to Joseph, who only submits tips on the Facebook page and then gets upset when I don't catch them. I'm only one sexy-ass man, Joseph!
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