Here, Pervert: Ironettes Perform At Japan Expo

This is a video of the Ironettes' recent performance at Japan Expo 2011 in Paris, France (you know, the Japan Expo -- in France). For those of who who aren't familiar with the Ironettes (as seen in Iron Man 2), they're just like the high-kicking Rockettes, except dressed as incredibly poorly-armored Iron Ladies. Fun fact: shiny spandex won't stop a bullet. "Yeah -- or me from oglin' that ass!" Gee, let me guess -- you have a picture of you with the Dallas Cowboys/Insert Other Team (BUT NOT PENIS) Here cheerleaders hanging up in your man cave. "How'd you..." BECAUSE YOU'RE A TEXTBOOK PERVERT, DUMMY.

Hit the jump for the HD iron-ass shakin' performance.

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Thanks to Morẹnikẹ, who doesn't so much send tips as leave them on the Facebook page for me to find. It's like a scavenger hunt! ...One I play while deleting spam comments. :/

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