HAAAAAAAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

I hope everyone's been enjoying their 4th of July weekend and not forgetting about the things that matter most this holiday: creating lasting memories with friends and family fireworks. These are a couple shots a buddy of mine took of a Superman backwards-trike allegedly belonging to NBA star Dwight Howard. Superman is all American, right? WRONG. But I'm posting it anyway. Hit the jump for a shot of the back -- it has speakers. Freedom -- FREEDOM! *shoots bottle-rocket out of stomach roll*
Hit the jump for one more shot, then BBQ. See you all tomorrow, I'll be the one with burns.

Thanks to Landon, who claims he once saw Batman riding a motorcycle with a novelty 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS ROBIN FELL OFF' t-shirt.
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