Finally. God, I couldn't even tell you how long I've been looking for a decent dino skeleton in a tiny bottle. I'm lying, I actually do know how long. It's been like, the time between when I first got the tip in my inbox and clicked the link. So yeah, about 30-minutes (I made a sandwich in between!). Etsy seller TinyWorldInABottle sells just that, tiny worlds in bottles (but not real ones like that cat that carried a universe around in its collar in Men in Black). Actually, they don't actually sell worlds, they're just little scenes. And speaking of little scenes:
(Friday, 5:00PM -- a disheveled fatbody in a dirty kitchen with a bottle of bourbon)
WOOP WOOP -- Friiiiiiiiiiiday! I'mma drink till I pass out.
(GW drinks till he passes out, possibly while vomiting to add a sort of 'Is he gonna survive?' twist ending)
Hit the jump for several closeups (they'd have to be otherwise you can't see shit!) along with a bottle of seaturtles hatching and another with three dinos. Yow yow!
Worldinabottle's Etsy Site
Thanks to melikescake and S2G2, who have both found messages in bottles after opening them hoping to find wish-granting genies inside. God, there never are, are there?
I'm not even gonna lie: ghosts scare the shit out of me. And I'm not just saying that because they grope me in my sleep, but I did wake up last night to Edward Cullen standing at the foot of my bed. Haha, what do you mean he's a vampire? That bitch was glowin'! Plus rubbin'... / Continue →
This is a little Nintendo Flickr user Arkov made using LEGO pieces. As you can see, it's fairly simple. I didn't actually bother counting the number of blocks it took, but given a quick glance, I'd estimate somewhere in the six to eight range. Few enough for even you to be a... / Continue →
This is a series of cookie cutters from SUCK UK that create little dinosaur body parts that can be assembled into 3-D dino cookies AND JAMMED DOWN MY PIEHOLE. I'm going to eat so many I puke and pass out! Then do it again when I wake up. Or, should I say, IF I wake up. I mi... / Continue →