Do or do not, there is no dry humping.
You wanna know how to make nipples not look so good?
Let 'em sit out in the sun until they dry up like craisins Add Yoda titty-tassels. I jest, all nips are fine in my book provided they're on a lady and there's less than three of them (okay -- four). Mine? Mine look like little Mount Dooms. And before you ask, no, I haven't destroyed any nipple rings in them. You see what happened was I was planning on dripping hot wax all over like I saw in this movie once, except instead of a candle I grabbed one of those little fuel-gel canisters you use to keep food hot at a buffet. Shit exploded on my chest like a volcano.
Hit the jump for one more shot on a red background in case you're wondering what they might look like on tits ablaze.
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