Robot Can Make Cookies From Stab Scratch

PR2, the creepy-as-f*** looking robot that comes with both male-pleasure and grocery bagging capabilities, is back at it, this time adding and mixing chocolate chip cookie ingredients. The video is sped up 20x though, and it still takes him 4-minutes, meaning it'd take over an hour to prepare the dough even prior to baking, making those prepackaged Pillsbury refrigerated rolls far more practical. Speaking of which -- God that shit is good. I'm not proud of it, but one time I ate an entire package in on sitting. I got diarrhea BUT I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT.

Hit the jump for robo Betty Crocker in action.

PR2 Learns to Bake Chocolate Chip Cookies From Scratch [popsci]

Thanks to Mih0, who doesn't believe in leaving cookies out for Santa because he's fat enough already.

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