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Thieving 'Ninja' Drives Car Through Apple Store, Runs Away Before Stealing Anything

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THERE -- IN THE BACK BY THE iPADS!

Some spaz, dressed as a ninja and driving a stolen Honda Accord, crashed the vehicle into the plate-glass front of an Apple store in Greensboro, North Carolina with the intent of burglary. Buuuuuuuut then got scared and ran away without stealing anything. Dude's good.

The suspect was dressed in what a witness told 107.5 KZL resembled a ninja suit, drove through the store's plate glass windows early Friday then ran away without taking anything.


A security guard in the store was not hurt in the 4:45 a.m. incident.

Police said the Honda that was abandoned at the store was reported stolen more than an hour after the crash.around 6 a.m.

HA -- you can pretty much forget about ever making that 'top 10 ninjas of all time' list! Please tell me you at least took out a couple security cameras with throwing stars. No? Just peed a little and ran away? Your ass wouldn't even make the Foot Clan!

'Ninja' Crashes Car into Apple Store in Greensboro [myfox8]

Thanks to clothing5, who lives in Greensboro and once rode his bike over a bunch of 4-foot fluorescent tubes during his annual neighborhood stunt spectacular. I'm impressed!

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