My Eyes Are Melting: Crazy Ring Tricks

Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter 88.

I know the screencap doesn't do it justice, but watch this video if you haven't already seen it -- it's a real treat for the eyes. Do you like ice cream? Watching it is like your eyeballs eating an ice cream sundae. "I'm lactose intolerant." Of course you are. Well what about candy? What's your favorite candy? "Anything small enough to hide in my cheeks so my mom doesn't catch me and call me fat." JESUS. I was really trying not to drink today but now I don't know anymore.

Hit the jump for the video. If you get tired of the first routine skip past 1:00 for the second one.

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Japanese Illusionist's "Ringuatsu" Visual Art [geekosystem]

Thanks to Grant, who can't even hula-hoop. I can!

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