Members of the media at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, which is happening right down the street and I should be attending except for the fact I've been ban-hammered from the LA Convention Center for reasons I can't discuss until the trial is over (geez, find another venue!), saw a teaser trailer for the holiday 2012 release of Halo 4. The game is supposed to be the first in a second 'trilogy' (OH GOD NO) of the franchise, and will be developed by 343 Industries instead of Bungie. So yeah, a year and a half wait -- you could almost have two babies in that time. Dozens if you're a real man-whore.
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This is a teaser trailer confirming the future release of a LEGO Lord of the Rings video game probably due out sometime after the world ends. It doesn't really show anything except for an animation of the "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Balrog scene, but I guess that's enough. The good... / Continue →
This is a gameplay teaser trailer for the Spring, 2013 release of Crysis 3. Not gonna like, the graphics look pretty intense. Like, SEIZURE intense. "You gonna play it, GW?" Ha, am I gonna play it. F*** NO -- my piece of shit computer crashed just trying to play the Youtub... / Continue →
Note: This isn't the whole graphic. Anybody could have figured out this is what happened in the franchise if there were only four games, click HERE to see the whole thing.
In its 25-years of existence spanning 16 games, it's hard to keep track of what the hell happened when i... / Continue →