Girl Power!: Impractical Solar Paneled Bikini
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
This is a solar paneled bikini designed to produce enough electricity to charge a cell phone or other equivalent gadgetry. It's been in development since 2006 which is weird because it shouldn't take five years to make a solar paneled bikini. I could do that in an afternoon with a hot glue gun and still have enough time left over to glue a handful of popsicle sticks to my wiener. "For support?" No stupid, I'm into Pinocchio cosplay YES FOR SUPPORT. If I were a lady (which, based on the size of my moobs alone you'd swear I was) I would like, wear a regular bikini and just plug my phone in somewhere (or go topless!). Unfortunately, my body isn't exactly "bikini ready". *shaving tit hair* TO THE BEACH!
Hit the jump for one more of this girl and a bunch of closeups on a mannequin.
Solar Powered Bikini: Soak Up the Sun, Get a Tan, Use the Energy To Charge Your Gadgets [technabob]
Thanks to my buddy Gerard, who had solar paneled swim trunks but jumped in the pool without thinking and shocked himself. Now his balls ache whenever there's a thunderstorm coming.
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Seen here looking suspiciously like nori sushi paper, compostable bikinis (not to be confused with dissolving bikinis or me at a swim-up bar in a banana hammock), are just that: bikinis that will break down in a compost pile. Other things that will break down in a compost pile... / Continue →
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Honey, I'm sorry, but I don't even feel comfortable making love with those bottoms in the same room as me. Created by Pale Horse Design and sold by Iron Fist Clothing each matched bikini set ($30) is sure to shrink any man's turtle at the beach even smaller than it already is ... / Continue →
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Because WoW can't wait for a flood to subside. Oh man, the pranks I'd play on these guys with a powerstrip! This is What you Call Dedication to Gaming [unreality] Thanks again to Roy, who, for two tips in one day, gets to ride in my ark during the apocalypse.... / Continue →
