GAAAAAAAAH!!: Creepy Makeup Neck Veins

TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE.

I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually crying right now. Get it? I PEED MY PANTS.

Hit the jump for a couple more in case you really REALLY hate your eyeballs.

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