It's a uni-cycle. Get it?! Me neither, I hate myself (no I don't either, that was solid f**ing gold and you loved it).
Now I'm not saying Prince Humperdink here wasn't the envy of the entire kingdom that summer, I'm just saying his little sister probably lost her shit when she came home to find her bouncey horse had been mutilated. Plus I heard chubs got grounded for using the unicorn horn he found in his mom's nightstand.
Unicorn Bike [epicponyz]
The Best Bikes Are Custom Bikes [tosh.0]
Thanks to berger and Sharon, who didn't have unicycles growing up but did have Radio Flyer wagons. With the wheels missing...and no pull-handles. Um, guys? Are you sure those weren't just boxes your parents painted red?
Let's face it, there are few things in the world men respond more to than boobs. And fast cars. And vaginas. And beer. And fireworks. And dinosaurs. And guns. And meat. And meat guns. And sports. And power tool guns. Oh, and video games. So if you're a lady looking ... / Continue →
This is Trotify, a wooden device powered by your bike's front wheel that makes it sound like you're a horse clopping along down the road whenever you're riding. There's no horse though, it's just you and your handlebar mustache on a bicycle. The £19.99 (~$32) kits come with e... / Continue →
I just punched myself in the face for writing that title. "Good start -- do your balls next!" Wow, I love you too. This is a Nintendo that's been gutted and turned into a guitar. It doesn't play games anymore, but it does play music! *air-guitaring Come As You Are* NEEDS ... / Continue →