Count Me In: Jurassic Park Themed Sex Hotel
I thought all hotels were sex hotels, but what do I know? I'm just a man who's been banned from more continental breakfasts than I'd like to admit. Well this is a Jurassic Park themed sex hotel in Beppu, Japan. It's called 'Hotel Jzauruss' (I see what you did there -- and I'm surprised it got approved by the decency board!). $30 gets you 90 minutes of prehistoric pounding by a guy dressed in a velociraptor costume. Well, provided you know a guy with a velociraptor costume. Otherwise it just gets you the room. Alternatively, watch Jurassic Park on DVD and play with yourself. Hey, I'm not here to judge, I'm here to make fun of you after you do despite the fact I'd do the exact same thing. MY JUDGEYNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
Hit the jump for a couple more pictures, including the all-important bathroom tub and a price-sheet.
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Who wants to stay at a Jurassic Park themed love hotel? [io9]
Thanks to flib and brycelee, neither one of which has stayed in a sex hotel unless Red Roof Inn counts which it just does, barely.
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