The $550 Sonim XP 3300 is allegedly the world's toughest cell phone, forged by Thor's hammer on Mount Doom in Mordor. I'm lying, but that would be sweeter than honey. Which -- BACK OFF, BEES, I'MMA LICK THIS HIVE! (Can you tell I didn't take my meds today?) The phone is even capable of surviving a round in the Blendomatic or whatever the hell it's called, despite Scott Tom Dicknberries or whatever his name is insisting that the after shot I used in the screencap is of the phone "mostly blended" even though it looks "mostly intact" and can still make and receive calls. Stop lying, Tim! Lying isn't gonna sell more blenders! Lying will make your nose grow though, and then what? Exactly: dick-schnoz.
This is a series of superheroes reimagined by graphic designer Roberto Vergati Santos as if they were sponsored by famous brands. The sad thing about this is that it's gonna happen. Not if -- when. It's actually probably already been happening. My babysitter won't take me t... / Continue →
This is a parody of the Old Spice commercials that are all the rage on your fancy moving-picture box these days (posted one after the jump for those of you who haven't seen them), except it's for Apple products. Only problem is, it didn't make me laugh like the originals. Th... / Continue →
This is a video of Redditor Aussie50 tossing some piece of heavy machinery into a front-load washer and watching it shake itself to pieces on the spin cycle. It will never top the anthropomorphic dryer eating a brick video, although this one is pretty action-packed. It's a sh... / Continue →