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British City Government Forced To Admit Its 'Unpreparedness' For A Zombie Apocalypse

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After a concerned citizen (read: nutjob) presented Leicester City with a Freedom of Information request concerning its emergency plan for a zombie attack, city council officials were forced to admit there wasn't one. *mind explodes*

Ms Wyeth [head of information governance] said she was unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in the council's emergency plan, however some elements of it could be applied if the situation arose.


"To you it might seem frivolous and a waste of time... but to different people it actually means something," said Ms Wyeth.

Admittedly, the U.S. Center for Disease Control does have a nationwide plan in place in the event we get hit with an outbreak, the only problem is: it's a terrible one. No, you know what we really need? A floating city. "Ha, been watching the 'Bioshock: Infinite' trailers again?" MAYBE.

Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack [bbcnews]

Thanks to Ferris, Global, MrChivers, Jack P, Darren and Spikey DaPikey, who actually do have plans in place, all of which involve beheading the shit out of some zombies.

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