June 19, 2011 - June 25, 2011 Archives
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The Branch Holder may look like a piece of molded rubber with a hole at each end and that's because that's exactly what it is. But once you slip that bad boy on your wiener a tree branch -- oh boy, it becomes a sword. Unless your parents are too ... / Continue →
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Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print them out and make little accessories for your action figures or whatever. Artist Fabian Gonzalez is back at it (it seems like he's never not!), this time with a series of superhero flags. Can yo... / Continue →
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I'm digging the parachute shorts/tights combo, bro. Seen here struttin' that ass at a Renaissance Festival, Shakespeare (personally, I shake a trident) nonchalantly carries his pipe behind a row of porta-potties to get a fix. Aaaaaaand now a grou... / Continue →
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This is an 8-bit version of that girl's annoying 'Friday' song. I say "that girl's" because I can't bring myself to say her name without projectile vomiting. Rebecca BLU-BLU-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! See? Granola bars hurt on the way back up. Admit... / Continue →
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So Volkswagen has just introduced a new autopilot feature that lets you take your hands off the wheel on the highway at speeds up to 80MPH because holy shit, you really wanna die. The system pairs Lane Assist with cruise control, and can be overr... / Continue →
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Ladies: they wear makeup. Some guys too but that's between me and my eyebrow pencil. Enter makeup handguns from Dutch designer Ted Noten (NOT Nugent). They don't pack heat, but they do pack a bunch of overpriced garbage. Plus -- PLUS -- you mig... / Continue →
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In b4 'I'd do her' (she's 16, perv). NOTE: Two bad words at 0:45. This is a video of Madelaine Zammit (who looks suspiciously like a cross between Jewel and Leelee Sobieski -- can science do that now? Can two womens have a baby?) singing a song ... / Continue →
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Seen here doing his best Amish Abe Lincoln, Kevin Walter built a 175-cm (~69") Barad-dûr/Eye of Sauron LEGO sculpture for the 2011 Brickworld convention. I'm not sure how many pieces it is, but my guess is in the tens. Did I mention I'm a terrib... / Continue →
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I'm dancing, I'm dancing! This video is all over the tubes and I was trying to avoid posting it but now I'm afraid I won't stop getting the tip unless I do (and probably still will so I really don't know why I'm doing this besides accidentally dri... / Continue →
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This is a Mario/Nintendo themed '91 Chevy Caprice lovingly designed by Sherod Grayer of Warner (NOT Baskin) Robins, Georgia. It's, uh, pretty awesome. The only thing that troubled me was the 'GAME OVER' embroidery on the backseat. I find that a ... / Continue →
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Note: This chart was cut so you could read it, click HERE for all 150. This is a chart allegedly depicting the names a boyfriend gave in response to his girlfriend after to name all the original Pokémons by picture alone. So yeah, that's what th... / Continue →
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Something's not right. This is a video of an SUV towing what appears to be a BMW with parking cone orange rims when shit goes south. I'm not sure if something caused the craziness, or if the driver just overcompensated for a little swervature (wh... / Continue →
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When LEGOLand California General Manager Peter Rochetti came out to the parking lot to leave work for the day he found out his Volvo SUV had been replaced with a nonfunctional LEGO version. "Oh you guys! Are you guys messing with me again?! Beca... / Continue →
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A memorial to the commie 'liberation' of the country in Sofia, Bulgaria was recently defaced by anti-communist graffiti artists to include the likenesses of a bunch of superheroes (plus The Joker, Santa and Ronald McDongald). So yeah -- good looki... / Continue →
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Supercars: they're sharp looking, expensive as all hell, and they go fast. Plus they come with keys to make them start. A lot of them are fancy. The screwdriver I use to start my Explorer? Not so much. Kidding, that shit is Craftsman, son -- ... / Continue →
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Jason Valdez (whose Facebook profile you can view HERE to read everything that went down), 36, barricaded himself and his ladyfriend in a motel room after police tried to serve a felony warrant on a drug related charge. Then sat in the room for 18... / Continue →
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You know what the worst part about sleeping in a bed is? Nothing. It beats sleeping on the floor any day. Except for the day you have a sleeping bag in which case I am all systems go for a spend-the-night party and we should totally build a pill... / Continue →
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Note: Example photograph you can manipulate yourself after the jump. Single-click to change focus, double-click to zoom. Unlike a regular camera, the Lytro Light Field Camera allegedly gathers ALL the light information coming through the lens, al... / Continue →
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Video editor Yung Lee went to the Anime North convention in Toronto and convinced a bunch of the cosplayers there to mock-battle him. Then he added some special effects (mostly a shit-ton of lens flare) and called it 'Epic Anime Time'. This is th... / Continue →
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Johan Huibers, who may or may yes need to stop eating spicy food before bed, had a dream that part of his native Holland flooded. So what did he do -- wake up and have a cup of coffee? Hell no -- he started construction on a "full-size" replica o... / Continue →
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Garrus Vakarian: he's a sniping badass and I dug how he rocked his battle scars for the remainder of the game after his recruitment mission without shame. As a matter of fact, I tried to pursue a relationship with him before realizing I couldn't b... / Continue →
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Seen here after successfully fetching a 20oz soda (God, get him a toy!), Naki'o shows off his moon-boot prosthetic paws. Naki'o is the first dog to have all four paws replaced with prosthetics, and refuses to let the mailman go easy on him. The s... / Continue →
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Ever wonder what the blast from a tank looks like in slow-motion? Well rest easy, Admiral Inquisitive, because that's exactly what this is. Unless I embedded the wrong video, in which case it might be one of me with a grocery bag over my head ran... / Continue →
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The conceptual Date Stapler by Gonglue Jiang staples and dates your papers so you know exactly what day they were collated because you're OCD. *eying document* Oooooh, 2008 -- that was a great year for paper. *nibbling corner* "Are you...eating... / Continue →
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Bioshock's Rapture: hands down one of my favorite video game environments to date. "Do you hold hands and kiss a lot?" Dammit -- as in, 'to this point in time', not to wear my letter jacket, moron. This is an impressive build of the underwater c... / Continue →
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The Zafirro Iridium Razor is a limited edition (99) shaver with an all iridium handle, platinum screws, and white-sapphire blades that'll allegedly stay sharp for ten years. It costs $100k. Alternatively, use a BRAND NEW Mach 3 razor blade every ... / Continue →
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Setting the record for the longest (length-wise) LEGO production set to date, the 8-pound, 3,500-piece, 50" Executor will go on sale September 1st for a cool $400. And I'd be tempted to build one except A) it costs $400 and B) that's a lot of mone... / Continue →
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Oh shi-shi. I love how in the video he keeps grabbing where it used to be like a new one's gonna magically appear or something. Because, SPOILER: it's not going to. Just like starfish tentacles, steering wheels do not grow back. "But GW -- star... / Continue →
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...by 2050. The European Aeronautic Defence and Space Company (EADS), which owns Airbus, claims they could have a Mach-4 traveling airplane in the skies by 2050 that could fly passengers around the globe at over 3,000MPH while shitting their pants... / Continue →
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I can't really tell what I'm looking at, but there's a blue wiener in there somewhere. 21-year old Josh Seater (who, based on his name, may only pee sitting down) peed in one of Portland, Oregon's water reservoirs after a night of drinking, causin... / Continue →
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This is a new series of Converse x DC Comics shoes, with five of the eleven designs being exclusive to Journeys. Which, I'm not gonna lie, is where I bought my last pair of Onitsuka Tigers. Unless that makes you think less of me, in which case I ... / Continue →
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Seen here sporting the handsome visage of Mark Twain Sir Robert Borden, the Bank of Canada's governor Mark Carney (who's made out with the bearded lady before but won't admit it) shows off the country's new plastic $100 bill. The $100 will be the ... / Continue →
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This is baby Magneto as imagined by artist Victor Hugo in the style of a Pixar movie (read: Toy Story). He looks...evil. Like the kind of kid your mom would make you go play with even though you don't like him and he's always doing really creepy ... / Continue →
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Scientists (mad ones, obv) have developed a way to plug "memory chips" into the brains of rats, instantly expanding their memory-creating and storing capabilities, with the future possibility OF BEING ABLE TO ADD ACTUAL MEMORIES. Holy gracious. D... / Continue →
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Japan, pissed the title was stripped from them by the much larger China, has officially regained the honor of homing the world's fastest supercomputer, capable of almost 3x the calculations per second of China's previous record-holder. Me? I'm go... / Continue →
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A blogger turns to drugs & alcohol. And, 9 times out of 10, it's me. The other 1 time out of 10, The Superficial Writer drinks half a wine cooler and throws up. NOTE: Larger version HERE because I heard you like big things. This is a little i... / Continue →
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So appetizing. Chicken: it might be what's for dinner. Me? I think I'm gonna have a little, oh I don't know -- PASTA WITH ARTICHOKES. BA-BWAM! Did I mention there will be berry cobbler and butter pecan ice cream for dessert? A LA MODE, BABY! ... / Continue →
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This is a video of a little race car game where you try to avoid the sides of the road and other obstacles. It's played on a piece of continually printing paper that randomly generates the road as it goes. Not unlike real driving. HOLY SHIT THAT... / Continue →
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When I first read the article I thought this was the new Batmobile for 'The Dark Knight Rises' and was already composing a piece of hate-mail when I realized it's just the Batmobile for the Batman Live World Arena Tour. Lemme tell ya -- I was muy ... / Continue →
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Can you tell who doesn't belong? SPOILER: The lion, sicko. Apparently "lookist" dating website BeautifulPeople.com was recently hacked, and accepted over 30,000 busted-ass, booboo looking people over the course of six weeks because its rating syst... / Continue →
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This is a video of four dudes putting on a 2:00 synchronized indoor skydiving show. It's...a treat for the eyes. If you're into synchronized swimming but are pissed the Olympics aren't on TV, this is definitely for you. If you're into videos whe... / Continue →
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I thought all hotels were sex hotels, but what do I know? I'm just a man who's been banned from more continental breakfasts than I'd like to admit. Well this is a Jurassic Park themed sex hotel in Beppu, Japan. It's called 'Hotel Jzauruss' (I se... / Continue →
