You're Cookin' My Meat!: The R2-D2 Smoker
Well done. Get it?! Like meat, yo!
This is a meat smoker ("just like you, GW!") designed and built to look like R2-D2 by Philip Wise (you're smart -- how do magnets work?). The droid was constructed out of an old 55-gallon drum and comes with everything you need to smoke a rack of tauntaun, including, but not just limited to: multiple temperature gauges, a beer bottle opener, and, a feature previously only seen on the Death Star -- thermal exhaust ports. Just don't go trying to stick your proton torpedo in one! "Why not?" Oh I don't know, maybe because he'll bu...actually -- go for it, champ. "AYOWYOWYOWYOWYOWYOWYOW!" Well -- what did you learn? "He wasn't into it. Don't think he's gay like C3PO."
R2-D2 Smoker: May the (BBQ) Sauce Be With You [technabob]
Thanks to dax, who's allegedly tried Ewok before. Like eating or sexually?