You're Cookin' My Meat!: The R2-D2 Smoker

Well done. Get it?! Like meat, yo!
This is a meat smoker ("just like you, GW!") designed and built to look like R2-D2 by Philip Wise (you're smart -- how do magnets work?). The droid was constructed out of an old 55-gallon drum and comes with everything you need to smoke a rack of tauntaun, including, but not just limited to: multiple temperature gauges, a beer bottle opener, and, a feature previously only seen on the Death Star -- thermal exhaust ports. Just don't go trying to stick your proton torpedo in one! "Why not?" Oh I don't know, maybe because he'll bu...actually -- go for it, champ. "AYOWYOWYOWYOWYOWYOWYOW!" Well -- what did you learn? "He wasn't into it. Don't think he's gay like C3PO."
R2-D2 Smoker: May the (BBQ) Sauce Be With You [technabob]
Thanks to dax, who's allegedly tried Ewok before. Like eating or sexually?
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BEEP BOOP B-- hey handsome. This is a made-to-order hand-knit YAAAR2-D2 sweater from Etsy seller EricaKnit. It costs $450 (~$430 more than a white sweater and cans of black, blue and grey spraypaint) and is NOT the sweater you're looking for if you're planning to attend a tac... / Continue →
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This is Geekologie reader Doug's home-built Guitar2-D2 electric guitar. He said at first he wasn't gonna send it to me because he felt like that would be too narcissistic of him. Then I think he chugged a couple beers and warmed up a little. I've avoided spreading this link ... / Continue →
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This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit... / Continue →

