Having trouble with the paparazzi? I can tell, your "I'm kind of a big deal" t-shirt gave it away. Kidding, but it is giving way to your stomach and your belly button's staring at me. I said make it stop! Anyway, paparazzi censor-bar sunglasses: now you'll never be able to prove it's my penis in all those pictures. "What about the 'Geekologie Writer' hat the guy's wearing?" I told you -- it was stolen when my car was broken into! Damn that guy is handsome though, isn't he? I'd do me. Him -- I meant him.
Embarrassing Photo Protective Sunglasses [designyoutrust]
Thanks to Marcia, who wears a tinted motorcycle helmet instead because haters gonna hate (and throw rocks).
I'm digging the parachute shorts/tights combo, bro.
Seen here struttin' that ass at a Renaissance Festival, Shakespeare (personally, I shake a trident) nonchalantly carries his pipe behind a row of porta-potties to get a fix. Aaaaaaand now a group of nutjobs want to dig up an... / Continue →
Want to know how tall you are compared to a particular celebrity? Look them up on IMDB. Alternatively, get a 'Who Tall Are You' mirror. It's a mirror with famous peoples' names printed at their respective heights. I'm 1.5 Danny Devitos! Kidding, that would make me a m7.5' ... / Continue →
This is Saturday Night Live's latest 'Laser Cats' short that aired on this weekend's program. And, unlike most of the stuff SNL has produced in recent history, it didn't make me cringe and wonder how the hell the skit ever got approved. I believe a congratulations are in orde... / Continue →