WTF Starbucks?! Satanic Coffee Froth Art

♫ The best part of waking up is a f***in' demon in your cup ♫

Admittedly, the barista responsible clearly has some froth-art skills. Unfortunately, he also had to sell his soul to the devil for them and is limited to drawing pentagrams, demons and penises in people's coffee. "But I wanted a unicorn!" *eyes turn to fire* YOU'LL GET A SATAN SKULL & CROSSBONERS AND LIKE IT, NOW MOVE ALONG.
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...Venti, non-fat, no foam, no water, 6 pump, extra hot, chai tea latte for 'GW'!

Pentagram Coffee [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Chuck, who prefers his coffee how he prefers his dreams: with as few demons as possible.

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