Wicked Lasers, a company best known for selling me the laser I accidentally blinded my little brother with (sorry Geordi!), just released the first in a new series of 'Sith' double-ended
dildos laser light sticks in honor of Star Wars Day. The $600 pew-stick packs 1W of power (each) and even looks a little like an actual Sith lightsaber. Except the beams are blue instead of red. And George Lucas is probably picking up the phone to sue right now. Aaaaaand there's really no reason to have dual beams besides blinding yourself and a special friend at the same time. "I don't have any special friends." Regular ones? "Nope." Imaginary? "One, but I found out he was in love with the same girl I like so I killed him off by huffing oven cleaner and slamming my head in a door." LOLWUT?!
Wick Lasers Product Site
Wicked Lasers Twin 1W Arctic Spyder Sith Series Death Laser [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Jeff, who taped eight lasers together and blinded everyone at the rave.
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