That Sounds Like The Kind Of News Lede I Would Write!: 'Thor' Hammers 'Bridesmaids'

Mainstream media, clearly underestimating the perverted nature of the general populace (or is it just the internet? "It's just you." Oh.), ran with an Associated Press story covering the weekend box office with the news lede "Thor hammers Bridesmaids". Which, fun fact, he actually did. Plus two groomsmen. The caterer watched!

'Thor' hammers 'Bridesmaids' [abc2]
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IWATCHSTUFF (for movie news yo!)

Thanks to the_tof, who hammered the rest of the wedding party just for good measure.

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