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Shootin' Straight From The Tit: Over The Shoulder Boulder Holster

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Sorry, silver body paint sold separately.

I'm sure bra holsters have existed forever. It just seems like something somebody would have invented a long time ago. Probably a dude. I can see it now: "Mmmm, titties and guns -- I need to make that happen." Anyway, the Flashbang Bra Holster. Fire in the hole areola!

It is currently only sold on ebay. The holster costs $40 and is available for the Kel-Tec P3AT, S&W J Frame, S&W Bodyguard 38, Ruger LCP and Ruger LCR.

Damn, no sawed-off shotgun option -- that's a shame. There's a video of a "novice shooter" with "no experience with any holster" demonstrating the thing after the jump, which sounds pretty dangerous. "OMG -- does she shoot a nipple off?!" Surprisingly not, but I did just stab myself in the moob trying to re-sheath my titty machete. "Did you pop an implant?" Did I pop an implant -- please, these things are au natural. Just sayin', it takes a lot of cheeseburgers to look this good!

Hit the jump for a video of the concealed weaponry (and I'm not talking laser-tits!).


Flashbang Bra Holster
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Ladies, Weaponize Your Chest with a FlashBang Bra Gun Holster [obviouswinner]

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