Where was I in '72? Not even born yet, let alone staring at a bunch of jungle bush!
Playboy has just announced the roll-out (like Transformers! NOT like fruit snacks -- those roll up. Plus some gush!) of iPlayboy, a subscription service optimized for iPad viewing that grants a user access to every issue of Playboy ever published in its 57-year history (over 130,000 pages!). I imagine it was designed for those of you who keep an iPad on the back of your toilet. A subscription will set you back $8/month $60/year or $100/two years and is the perfect gift for your iPad owning father. However it is NOT the perfect gift for your iPad owning niece (sorry Kaitlyn -- that was my bad).
This is a video of a little girl that has trouble differentiating between an iPad and magazines. Why you'd even let such a young, impressionable girl read fashion magazines like Bazaar and Marie Claire is beyond me, but presumably her parents want her to develop body image iss... / Continue →
Note: Video after the jump has some NSFW humping sounds, watch it with your ear to the speaker.
Ever wonder what kind of conversation might be had if Mario walked in on two koopas making sweet, reptilian love in the secret warp area of World 1-2? This kind. Maybe. Just sayi... / Continue →
Note: Larger version HERE because you're into this.
Tricked: You just got it. "UGH -- GOD I HATE YOU SOMETIMES, GW!" Yeah well I hate you back double so there. Circle, circle, dot, dot, now my nips can shoot laserbeams or whatever.
pokemon: manly cosplay [epizponyz]
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