Poor Protection: LEGO Master Chief Armor

Sticks & stones will STILL break your bones in LEGO armor I'm just sayin'.
This is a very impressive suit of Master Chief armor made entirely out of LEGO pieces (except for the previously made helmet's visor, DERDER) by LEGOmaniac Ben Caulkins (not to be confused with Macaulay Culkin, the face of that knee-slapping 'Home Alone' franchise). No word if it can actually stop a shot from a plasma rifle, but I doubt it. From the look of it, I doubt it could even stop a jump-kick, but I'm stretching now in case you want to give it a go.
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots, including one of the whole dismantled suit laid out on a single bed with a Spongebob Squarepants pillow on the floor in cause you were curious what that might look like. I know I was!






Life-sized Halo Master Chief costume made out of Lego [brothersbrick]
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Thanks to tink, who -- KEEP THAT FAIRY DUST COMING, DADDY WANTS A ONE-WAY TRIP TO NEVERLAND.
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I never crafted the Daedric armor in Skyrim despite having completed all the Daedra quests (and having a ton of Daedra hearts) because I was too busy clomping around in Dwarven armor like some chubby underground troll. I told you I got the platinum trophy though, right? Defin... / Continue →
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I'mma eat your face, Chief! In other busty news (a wise boob man once told me, "you can never get enough bust"), this is a giant Master Chief cake created by Mike's Amazing Cakes. How the hell they managed to make such a gravity-defying cake is beyond me, but I suspect it inv... / Continue →
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This is a series of Avengers props/weapons faithfully recreated in LEGO blocks by Flickr user buriedbybricks. Me? I want to be buriedbyboobies. And was once. I seriously thought I was gonna suffocate. And you know what? I would have been okay with that. God knows it's be... / Continue →

