Your Wiener, Now With More Stick-On Crystals
British men, upset that woman get to have all the 'sticker crystals on your privates' fun, have finally gotten their wish with Pejazzles: peel-off Swarovski crystal stickers for your wiener. LOOK LOOK -- mine says 'RAWR'!
'Women don't necessarily want a rough and ready man. Some prefer a man who's groomed and takes care of himself. It's each to their own,'
But can a man really be taken seriously while decorated with Swarovski crystals - especially 'down there''Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings - this is no different,'
I'm gonna go ahead and go out on a sturdy limb wiener here and argue that, no, penis crystals ARE actually different. Not sure how many times you failed the analogies portion of standardized tests, but my guess is every single one. I can see it now:
Question 37.
Diamond watches : bling earrings : : diamond cufflinks : WIENER JEWELLLLS!!!!11
After vajazzling comes pejazzling [dailymail]
Thanks to ross and Manda, who agree the last thing any guy needs is a bunch of plastic penis stickers coming off inside their girlfriend.
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