Obligitory 'Happy Star Wars Day!' Post
Today, May the 4th, is Star Wars Day. Why? Because of the popularity of the pun, "may the fourth be with you." Embarrassing as shit, I know. Kidding, I'm just jealous I didn't come up with it. Or did I? *firing up time machine* "Go back and kill Jar Jar while you're at it!" The one in the picture? "That's Yoda." You sure? I thought that was a gremlin and I was being ironic. "Ha -- you wouldn't know irony if you licked a skillet!" What you did there: I see it, and I approve. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY YOU DIRTY WAMPAS!
Thanks to Julian, c-nast, gina, Captain McHargue, Toka and everyone else who sent this who I might have missed -- may the cinco de Mayo. Amidoinitrite?
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May 4th is Star Wars Day, so yeah, Happy Star Wars Day. You're supposed to run around telling everyone, "May the 4th be with you" because it's a Star Wars related pun, but I'm just gonna start drinking after breakfast instead. And since tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo I probably wo... / Continue →
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Bro you look waaaaaay too happy to be f***ing a tauntuan in front of Leonardo. Sure Halloween is still 8-months away, but you know what? It's never too early to start planning. You know, or looking at sexy Halloween costumes online and talking about what kinda skank would ev... / Continue →
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Wonder what you're doing tonight? This is what you're doing tonight. Now you don't have to think, just trace your path with a bloated, cranberry stained finger. Don't worry, I'm looking out for you. With binoculars. In the bushes across the street. Also, I'm using a sonic... / Continue →
