IKEA Assembly Manuals For Sci-Fi Devices
Ever assembled anything from IKEA using the instructions? I haven't, I throw them away like a real man only buy scratch & dent/opened packages to save a buck because I'm cheap. But maybe you have. And, if so, you're probably familiar with the look of these things. Created by College Humor, this one here is how to assemble a litsabbur, but there's worthwhile Djiloriann, Tjardiis and dindasür (DeLorean, TARDIS and dinosaur) ones after the jump. "DAMMIT, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I DON'T NEED INSTRUCTIONS." Haha, is that why your coffee table has three legs? "FAULTY MATERIALS!" What about the entertainment stand with crooked shelves? "POOR CRAFTSMANSHIP!" And how your girlfriend got pregnant? "You're not supposed to poke holes in a condom to let it breathe?!"
Hit the jump for the other three.
Sci-Fi Ikea Manuals [collegehumor]
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Funny Science Fiction IKEA Manuals Explain it Perfectly Geeky [obviouswinner]
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She is just a small girl, but has no fear of capture. She has a Big Daddy down with her in Rapture. This is a small series (there's only three) of video games imagined as Dr. Seuss books by DiviantARTist DrFaustusAU (who also wrote the captions I included and made THESE Batm... / Continue →
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This is Trotify, a wooden device powered by your bike's front wheel that makes it sound like you're a horse clopping along down the road whenever you're riding. There's no horse though, it's just you and your handlebar mustache on a bicycle. The £19.99 (~$32) kits come with e... / Continue →
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This is a Portal cake that looks like it's falling through a portal thanks to a clever cut and some custom light-up cake plates. You have to admit, it's a pretty smart way to salvage a cake that's fallen on the floor. Me? I would have just slapped another layer of icing on i... / Continue →
