Gummi Bear Stop Motion Video Games

What do you get when you combine 10-pounds of gummi bears, a love for oldschool video games, and waaaaaay too much free time on your hands? A chubby kid playing Nintendo for 8-hours straight. This video. Or -- OR -- a Mario costume made entirely out of gummi bears. Just lick 'em and stick 'em! A few more on the privates though -- your Toadstool's still peepin'. "I know." Hey, as long as you're cool with me staring. And by staring I mean letting my dog off his leash -- he f***in' loves candy. And penises. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sick him, Skittles!

Hit the jump for the sweetness. Get it? Because gummi bears are all sugar. YOU GAVE ME DIABETES!

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Thanks to Megan, who agrees the best tasting candy is the stuff that's been handled the most. Mmmmmm, germs.

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